i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
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This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
i need some magic done to my vagina
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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