who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
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She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Which genius got me a voicemail of myself puking?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
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my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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