the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
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How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
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Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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