it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
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Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
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You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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