Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
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If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
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especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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