I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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