I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
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i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
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I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
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