Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
This is the high leading the old right now
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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