dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
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Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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