At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
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whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
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Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
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