question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
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Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
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It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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