I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
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Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
New strategy for telling if someone is drunk: will they attempt to drink a candle if you put a straw in it?
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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