True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
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I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
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A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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