and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
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I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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