How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
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Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize