youre lurking in front of me
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
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Operation Purity has been aborted
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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