do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
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Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
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