she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
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I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Guess the answer to the last 2 texts right and you'll get a boob shot tonight. Guess wrong and it will be a picture of a used, boogery kleenex.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
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Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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