She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
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Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
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I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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