Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
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You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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