Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
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He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
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I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
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