Sry I called you an 8
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
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I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
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