no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
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The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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