I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
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I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
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I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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