Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
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He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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