no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
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She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
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He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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