no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
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He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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