i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
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Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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