I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
My hand turned me down
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
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I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
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You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I swear if you help me with this I will eat you out and buy you all the Taco Bell you want.
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