Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
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If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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