i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
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It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
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On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Randomize