Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
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i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
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She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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