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Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Why did I wake up in bed with the ironing board and a Mariah Carey mask? Vodka hates me
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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