but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
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Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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