im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
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His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
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reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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