I think i peed on brittanys purse
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
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That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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