I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
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I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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