Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
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don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
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I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
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