I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
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You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
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And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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