i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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