Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
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he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
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I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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