Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
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Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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