And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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