so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
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First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
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this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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