You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
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HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
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how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
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