Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
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I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I still have a little drunk in my system
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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