Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
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I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
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Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
In other news, my ex fuck buddy is a surprisingly good wingman.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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