There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
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You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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