a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
she told me i tasted like america
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the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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