I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
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So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
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I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
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